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TriTorch's avatar

Competing product advertisement:

I encourage you to allow me to discourage you from your encouragement to take a discourage mint.

Instead I encourage you to take an encourage mint, and feel your discouragement melt into encouragement.

I'll have the encourage mint, please. =)

Ned B.'s avatar

TriTorch, I've updated the post to include ENCOURAGEMINTS.

TriTorch's avatar

Haha, fantastic, customers need choices =)

Wow! You work fast! Well done!

Marin Grin's avatar

Ha Ha, people are already buying it. . . that's why we have so many disappoint mints. If people purchase enjoy mints, or content mints, or even some real personal and maybe spiritual empower mints, perhaps we could encourage (as TriTorch mentsion) this sucky candy company to make some adjust mints.... I vote for a better mint.

Ned B.'s avatar

Well, Marin Grin, I know your comments are well mint. You (along with TriTorch) requested a more positive mint, something we can all use for our better-mint. I've updated the post to include ENCOURAGEMINTS.

TriTorch's avatar

Haha, that's so on target Marin. enjoy mints, content mints, I'll take a case =)

Mikhael's avatar

LOL! Oh yes, they would!

Jean Mac's avatar

Sheesh -these com-mints!

Ned B.'s avatar

Jean Mac, you win the internet for today! (or is it the minternet?)

Amy Harlib's avatar

Beware of GOVERN-MINTS! DANGEROUS! Could take over your mind and rot your brain with manDATES. The opposite of ENLIGHTEN-MINTS!

Ned B.'s avatar

Yes, GOVERN-MINTS are dangerous, and they are also so expensive that only rich people can buy them.

Amy Harlib's avatar

I love these puns! The indicate great wit and DISCERN-MINTS!

LOL!

Ned B.'s avatar

Yes, DISCERN-MINTS would be reserved for people with discerning tastes.

Geotom's avatar

A pun is a nup spelled backwards, and a nup, is a nup.

Ned B.'s avatar

Yes, indeed, and pun spelled upside-down is bnu. So many ways to play with words. I love wordplay.

Ned B.'s avatar

Actually, "pun" upside down should be "unb"