Discourage Mints
A hard candy to suck on for when life sucks hard.
Curiously Strong DISCOURAGEMINTS: Super Sour Sugar(coating)Free Mints with a Bitter Aftertaste.
How many can you take in one day?
With the world the way it is these days, who wouldn’t feel discouragement? At the world level, assaults on society are endemic. On a personal level, so many aspirations turn into exasperations. Treat yourself to DISCOURAGEMINTS and taste the despondency today.
(Disclaimer: this is not a real product. But if it were, I’ll bet people would buy it.)
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My fellow Substacker, TriTorch, made this comment shortly after I published this post. He said:
Competing product advertisement:
I encourage you to allow me to discourage you from your encouragement to take a discourage mint.
Instead I encourage you to take an encourage mint, and feel your discouragement melt into encouragement.
I'll have the encourage mint, please. =)
TriTorch asked for the encourage mint. Here you go:
Competing product advertisement:
I encourage you to allow me to discourage you from your encouragement to take a discourage mint.
Instead I encourage you to take an encourage mint, and feel your discouragement melt into encouragement.
I'll have the encourage mint, please. =)
Ha Ha, people are already buying it. . . that's why we have so many disappoint mints. If people purchase enjoy mints, or content mints, or even some real personal and maybe spiritual empower mints, perhaps we could encourage (as TriTorch mentsion) this sucky candy company to make some adjust mints.... I vote for a better mint.